WELCOME TO BRAINY BRATS!

Welcome to Brainy Brats, our electrifying English Isle;

this is a journey that you will certainly find worthwhile!

You will master the Queen's English and speak eloquently;

we'll burnish your personality till you shine brilliantly!


You will expand your vocabulary and write exquisitely;

there is no doubt that your knowledge will burgeon considerably!

Writing essays, letters and stories will be an absolute cinch;

under Brainy Brats' tutelage, numerous prizes you will clinch!


While you banish banal words and learn to think on your feet,

we'll enlighten you about idioms and phrases that are an utter treat!

Your spelling and grammar errors will soon be non-existent;

you will express yourself impeccably and become extremely proficient!


We'll make your handwriting exquisite and enhance your presentation;

with our meticulous instruction, you will receive tremendous adulation!

We'll help you boost your confidence and shed your inhibitions;

we're exceedingly enthusiastic to help you realize your ambitions!


What are you waiting for then? Aren't you already keen?

There's oodles of fun to be had and heaps of information to glean!

We're brimming over with excitement and are filled with elation;

you see, we're all agog to UNLEASH YOUR IMAGINATION